Saturday, August 22, 2009

Auto-Tune the News! FLASHBACK #1 Lyrics

BO: We are ready to lead once moooooooore

EG: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
KC: Barack Obama is now officially
The 44th President of the United States

EG: Oooooh
KC: But tomorrow President Obama begins to
Unpack that enormous crate of burdens
And expectations
EG: And expectations
KC: And expectations
EG: Got to save the nation
KC: Expectations
EG: Shawty
KC: Expectations
EG: Shawty
KC: Expectations

BO: I have come here tonight
To speak frankly and directly
To the men and women who sent us
To the men and women who sent us

Repeat with ad libs and cowbell

I will do whatever it takes, whatever it takes
To help the small business and the family
That's what this is about
To help the small business and the family, family
MG/SG: Mama, Daddy, Granny, and your Great-Grandpappy
MG/SG: He love his wife and kids--that's his modus operandi

BO'Reilly: He did seem to bow
A lot of Americans very angry about this
(ooh ooh ah ah)
BG: It sent a message that Islam
Is superior to any other master or king
Or president in the world
An American president bound to a Muslim
DM: Yeah, he bowed to the Saudi
Left the seat up on the potty
Must be a president of shoddy qualitayee

LK: Here's the picture that bugged the heck out of me
I mean it really cheesed me off all weekend
President Obama giving a warm handshake
To, uh, Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez
Ima put that up on the full screen and take a look at it
LK: Boys in the hood
MG: Yeah, up to no good
ALE: At least we're still capitalists
ALE/MG: Knock on wood

GB: Obama's aunt: she has a limp
SC: Mooooooo
GB: LIke little Tiny Tim: "I'd like more please, please" [sic]
SC: Mooooo Moo Moo Moooo Mooooooo
GB: "God bless us, every one"
SC: Mooooo Moooooooooooooo

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